What If I’m a Russian Spy
Written by DumbDumb on July 19, 2010 – 11:30 pm -Lots of “What If” could be achieved if I were a Russian spy.
To name a few;
#1 sneak into the headquarters of Steamyx and secretly upgrade the current broadband package that I’m subscribing to better package
#2 Kidnap all Domo-kuns in the world and present them to the girlfriend as she was once called “Domonapper” by her friend. (I secretly think she loves Domo more than me)
#3 To learn the arts of creating the world’s best ice cream in order to produce delicious ice creams so that the girlfriend will have unlimited access of them whenever she’s upset.
Anyways, those are only some of the minor things I could achieve if I were a Russian spy. Being a spy, of course, means that one is given great responsibilities at almost all times.
I think that the most important task that will be entrusted by Mother Russia to me would be making sure of myself to be invited to the screening of Salt by Nuffnang.
Sounds like an easy task but…. do not judge a mission by its complexities.
So, how am I going to achieve this mission impossible?
#1 Sits in front of computer
#2 Drafts out blog entry for this contest to win passes to premiere screening of Salt
#3 Thinks that the entry is lousy hence re-writes it
#4 Repeats step 2 – 3 until late night
#5 Decides to post the final entry (which is this) and starts praying
Tickets please before the gf kills me?
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